Homo sapiens is cool

I found an advertisement today- “Kellel on ära anda või müüa soodsalt dogi. Soovitatavalt kutsikas. Kõik pakkumised teretulnud.” (“Who has dane to give away or for sale with cheap prize. Puppy is preferred. All offers are welcome”)
Eeem. What can I say? I would like to swap my dogs for a gas stove. Interested anyone?
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