Enamasti loen ma selliseid asju ja mõtlen, et keegi teeb lihtsalt küünilist nalja, aga seekord usun ma täiesti siiralt, et see on tõsi. Andke andeks, tõlkida ma ei viitsi, nii et saage ameeriklasteks ja unustagem eesti keel. Lingi sain wildi kaudu ja järgnev jutt pärineb siit:
I’m concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend?
My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I’m greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant.
What should I do about this?
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He is not homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned through our church that this is not in God’s plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.
I want to speak to our pastor about it but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he thinks we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.
Tekib muidugi küsimus, miks peaks üks ema üldse oma lapse tuba läbi otsima, aga samas annab ülalolev tekst sellele vist omal moel ka vastuse. Tsiteerides iseennast – “AJUD!”
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oh, praise the lord and let this poor sheep find his way back to the ‘RIGHT’ way of living.
oh, and while you’re at it, praise the blind mother as well
tänks, Rentsuke, made my day once again
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Ma ütlen ausalt, TÄIESTI AUSALT, et pärast selle sissekande lugemist panin ma mõnuga pihku ja pärast salvrätikute prügikasti viskamist ohkasin ja mõtlesin mõnuga, et jumala hea on olla eestlane ja mitte kristlasest ameeriklane.
our pastor will say: laske lapsukesed minu juurde tulla
Seda lugedes tuli pähe mõte, et tõenäoliselt luges jumal kunagi sarnast juttu ja sõnas “And let there be AIDS!”
Seosed tekivad nagu iseenesest.
ei tea, mind friigivad küll sellised asjad auti raisk. 17 aastasel ei ole siis muud teha kui ringi jõlkuda ja porno ajakirju koju tassida ve?
Kaugel see plikade ja poiste tuppa sniikiminegi on ja sealt edasi on :narkots, aids, vangla ning vaene ema läheb enneagselt halliks….
Täpselt, sest sinu jaoks oli selles vanuses ainuke mõnuaine karastamiseks kasutatav külm vesi.
…ja roheline tee
ot nad ei ole ju isegi katoliiklased, nagu ma aru saan, mis neil siis kondoomide vastu on?
(a ega ma kõigi kahtlaste protestantlike sektide dogmasid ei tea ka)
Kondoomide vastu on neil see, et neid kasutavad teatavasti inimesed, kes seksivad. Nende lapse puhul tähendaks see abielueelset seksi ja ema arvab, et kui ta pojale kondoome annaks, oleks see märk abielueelse seksi heakskiitmisest.
Teisest küljest paistis, et nad loodavad, et ka abielus kasutatakse rasedusvastase vahendina sugulist karskust.