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ma pidin ennast pooleks naerma

Enamasti loen ma selliseid asju ja mõtlen, et keegi teeb lihtsalt küünilist nalja, aga seekord usun ma täiesti siiralt, et see on tõsi. Andke andeks, tõlkida ma ei viitsi, nii et saage ameeriklasteks ja unustagem eesti keel. Lingi sain wildi kaudu ja järgnev jutt pärineb siit:

I’m concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend?

My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I’m greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant.

What should I do about this?

Additional details (=lisatud hiljem)

He is not homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned through our church that this is not in God’s plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.

I want to speak to our pastor about it but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he thinks we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.

Tekib muidugi küsimus, miks peaks üks ema üldse oma lapse tuba läbi otsima, aga samas annab ülalolev tekst sellele vist omal moel ka vastuse. Tsiteerides iseennast – “AJUD!”

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Võrdõiguslikkus Kojamehe moodi

See mees suudab intervjuudel nii lolle asju öelda, et iga kord vaatad ja mõtled, kuidas see ometigi võimalik on. Seekord siis tema nägemus võrdõiguslikkusest, mille ta esitas Maire Aunaste saates:

Kruusimäe:

Mulle meeldib see, kui naine hoolib, millise välimusega mees välja läheb ehk triigib mulle särgi ära. Mulle meeldib ka, et naine mulle kohvi teeb.

Aunaste:

Mis sa vastutasuks pakud?

Kruusimäe:

Ma istutan lilli, mulle meeldib seda teha.

Ehk siis loo moraal – ideaalses suhtes teeb mees seda, mida talle meeldib teha, ja naine teeb samuti seda, mida mehele meeldib teda tegemas näha. Geniaalne. Aga mida üldse oodata mehelt, kes samas saates avaldas arvamust, et “naised tuleb viia ürgsete väärtuste juurde tagasi” – meenuvad kohe moslemiriigid, kus mehed kannavad ülikonda ja Rolexit, aga naised kannavad burkat. Sest ega siis ometi mehed ise selle pärast ürgsete väärtuste juurde tagasi ei kavatse minna, see oleks ju rumal!

Ajud, Tarmo, ajud.