Enamasti loen ma selliseid asju ja mõtlen, et keegi teeb lihtsalt küünilist nalja, aga seekord usun ma täiesti siiralt, et see on tõsi. Andke andeks, tõlkida ma ei viitsi, nii et saage ameeriklasteks ja unustagem eesti keel. Lingi sain wildi kaudu ja järgnev jutt pärineb siit:
I’m concerned that my son has a secret girlfriend?
My 17 year old son has been very secretive with me lately, recently he has started to refuse to go to church with the family and tonight when I was going through his room I found a magazine with naked men in it. He obviously has a girlfriend that he is hiding from me that brought that magazine into my home and I am afraid they are having intercourse and I’m greatly concerned that he is going to get her pregnant.
What should I do about this?
Additional details (=lisatud hiljem)
He is not homosexual, we have taught him from the bible and he has learned through our church that this is not in God’s plan. I will not teach him about condoms, that is unacceptable, we have always taught him about abstinence and that is what God and his future wife expects from him.
I want to speak to our pastor about it but I am very afraid of what he would think we are teaching our son if he thinks we are allowing him to sneak a girl into his bedroom. That is clearly inappropriate and we are good parents, I am very afraid what he will think of us.
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